Like what is up dudes and dudettes? My name is Thomas. I was graced on this planet on 11-17-2016. I do not remember like my birth home bruh, but I remember my time in the big outdoors. The Fung Sway is like mad wrong; other cats and dogs have the wrong energy vibes going out. Myself, I find beauty in everything.

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I spent six months outside; humans would graciously feed me but I wasn’t allowed in their house; like woah bruh, bad energy.
I am not angry. I am sure there is a reason for this. I mean I could have been like some kind of killer bro. I found a squirrel one day. He was looking all kinds of lost, so I caught him and took him to a spot where I have seen more of his kind. I steadily was talking to him on the way to the spot; he didn’t take my kind gesture well and now he is not moving. Wake up bro! Go play with your friends… but he does not move. Oh no bro! I think he moved on to the great tree above. I leave him there in case he is afraid of me and later wants to move.

I get beat up a lot by the wild cats out here, bruh, you need a bath. I was just trying to help. One day there was a man. He was all the right energy; I could be happy here. He brought me in but the negative cat vibes were not feeling it. They were like wave hogs. Bruh, this big black cat hit me – dude, there was blood coming out of me – like not cool bro. I do not fight back because it puts negative vibes in your soul bro. The human sheila, who’s vibes were good, she built me a home on their back porch. Then some random cat came up. I was like come on in bro, its nice and I have room for more… the cat beat me up for the home.

That is ok. It was built more suitable for you bro; I am fine sleeping on the ground. The man brought me back inside -like dope bro! But I do not want to put your other cats out. When they brought me in the second time all the cats were gone, but I could still sense them here. I guess the humans was making a safe place for me to sleep. The man starts to pet me; whoa I like it here. After he talked to his sheila, they said I could stay here permanently. That is if I was not chipped and making sure no one else had lost me. With much effort on these humans’ part they see I have no home; I was like, see, I was just riding the waves of the cosmic with no home in sight. They slowly introduce me to the rest of the family.
The dog was first. They called her Maggie. She was kind and did not pay much attention to me. She does have her own set of rules which are very simple to follow: Everything is hers unless otherwise noted. I say to this simple sheila, I am not here to mess up your vibe. Then came the first cat, a sheila named Missy. Bruh, her energy is all wrong, yelling at me and not happy I am here. I tried to clean her to show I was not trying to stomp on her ground, but she hissed and swatted at me. I have seen this before. I just roll over to let her see I accept she is the dominant one. Being dominant is way overrated – too much bad energy for that bro. I believe everyone should ride this life like a barrel wave, do not fight against it.

The next cat they introduce to me is the one eye cat they call Aria. Her aura is blue. She is very happy with her life. She does not seem to mind me as long as I do not bother her. This sheila can get away with almost anything. I personally do not get it. I don’t like being yelled at. She is always into something and the humans are always correcting her. Later down the road she likes me more but there are limits. The next one is Joey also JoJo, I have never seen two cats in one cat before. She fears me then she does not fear me. I cannot get a read on her so best to just keep my distance. She seems to only be friends with the bloke they call Taco. The next is a pair of Sheila twins. They accept me right away. Their names are Abra and Cadabra – like wow! they have cool names. I really like Cadabra. We are best friends plus Cadabra is a lot larger then the others and has a harder time cleaning herself. Luckily for this sheila I am here to help. Don’t get me wrong I like Abra but she is a bigger scaredy-cat then Taco and her nervous aura is just a party foul bro.
The next one is Sabrina, like suh dudette. I’ve seen you have been in this cosmic wave a lot longer than the others. Sabrina is nice and wise. She is like grandma cat; I like her. She is quite and keeps to herself and does not waste any energy on negative vibes bro. Then they bring in the black cat that hurt me before. Dude, we cool, I ask him? He swears it was a mistake and apologizes, but like in old English way. Haha bruh, I gotcha. He is a cool cat just riding his own vibe. We become friends with no issues. He seems to be scared of a lot of stuff but is a kind gentle giant.

Then they bring in Buddy. Shu bruh, he replies sup dude. Another chilling vibe and another friend is made there. He likes to play fight and really does not have any other sparing partners. He says sometimes I get too rough – like my bad bro. After the one on one meets, my new parents release me into the rest of the house. Whoa bro, like look at all this space! Personally when I explore, I like to sing out loud the humans laugh at this and think I am just talking to myself.
There is always food down. I no longer have to worry about food. I do have to wait my turn but I do not mind waiting in line to eat, its just the natural order of things and being in a rush would be just too much energy. I love bedtime, for the humans that is when my dad will bring out his guitar. I like guitar time. I look forward to it all the time. Plus, it is when I get belly rubs which is the best. My mom is the sweetest to me. I like listening to her talk to me. Her voice is soft and relaxing. Plus she gives me belly rubs too. I might not have been here as long as the others, but 2 years later, I am happy here with my siblings. Also when I want attention from the humans, outside my normal guitar time, I only have to bite their toes and they notice me right away. Out of all the outcomes in the cosmic tide, I would say I scored the best wave here with my family.
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